Tinder Carpet Puns

While puns might not be everyone s cup of tea they ll certainly make you more memorable than most.

Tinder carpet puns.

My tinder bio says that i have a corner office with views of the entire city drive a 500 000 vehicle and that i m paid to travel. Name puns are slightly overused but that s only because they work quite well on tinder. With 43 billion matches to date tinder is the world s most popular dating app making it the place to meet new people. If you have any experience at all with the massively.

Tinder can be a scary place but not when you embark on conversations made up entirely of carpet puns which this imgur user did with great results. On tuesday an imgur user uploaded a series of screenshots documenting the pun derful exchange between clive the carpet and the tinder match of his dreams. Here s how a couple of witty tinder users opened sarah and mechelle. 30 tinder pick up puns that are so bad you can t help but laugh by mandy kennedy.

A tinder user created a profile for a carpet called clive listing his likes as vacuuming and shampooing and his dislikes as red wine and dirty shoes let the punning. This girl i met on tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.

Police think it was the work of rug addicts. Clive is just your average joe looking. It s tough to stand out in the deep sea of tinder users. Using someone s name is a doorway into their world here s another name joke to grab her attention.

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